Not-guilty until proven otherwise...
T, hmm what do I say? He was coloring with marker ON his truck. The marker, of course was not waterproof, but not a Sharpie, so it didn't dry. (See exhibit A)
I was upstairs making dinner and he was downstairs with K, who was doing her own "projacts". When he came up, I noticed he was all pink. I started investigating and quickly found the source. Unlike the day I thought he was in the Jello (but after more digging and no jello pouch around) I found the ripped KoolAid pouch. This would explain the cherry scent and the stained red fingers (I bet THAT was yummy).
More evidence: There were two(2) hand prints and because blogger seems to limit you to five(5) pictures, I have chosen to only submit 1 to evidence.
Final evidence:
Defendant knew the evidence was damning and just before the verdict came, plea-bargained for a lesser sentence. No markers until he's 10!
BTW - those Magic Erasers really are Magic!
1 Comments:
plain kool-aid? blech! good thing kids are cute. it's imperative to their survival.
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